Re: [Worship] Help me, The drummer hates me!

[Josh Taylor <strangerjt@yahoo.com>]

Dave <Wizard98@iname.com> wrote:
>
> Hi List
> 
> I know this could be getting off the subject a tad but does anyone
have any
> jokes about Guitarists, Keyboard players, and/or vocalists. I have
plenty


Here's some I converted to worship music jokes so they'll be on topic.
 I'm feeling mean toward keyboardists today!


How many piano playing worship leaders does it take to put in a light
bulb?  One.  He holds it and lets the world revolve around him.

What the primary purpose of the piano in a worship band?  It's a place
for the musicians to put their beer...uh..I mean..um...Snapple (Oh
yeah, this is a Christian list!)

How do you get a worship piano/keyboard player to quit trying to play
all the parts by himself?

Shoot him.


How do you get the piano/keyboard player to quit playing that annoying
slow-string sound which he plays nonstop during every tune and thinks
it's so "anointed"?

Shoot him.


How do you get a contemporary worship music guitar player to play
softer?  
Put notation in front of him.

How do you get a contemporary worship music bass player to play
softer?  
Put notation in front of him.

How do you get a contemporary worship music piano player to play
softer?  
Put notation in front of him.
==
Josh Taylor (Stranger)
X~Stream Youth Church (Portland Victory Fellowship)
E-mail: strangerjt@yahoo.com

Keep the fire burning!  Lev. 6:13
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