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[Worship] FINALLY, A SOLUTION!!!
- To: Worship Listers <worship@praise.net>
- Subject: [Worship] FINALLY, A SOLUTION!!!
- From: Dean Thomas <deanthom@mindspring.com>
- Date: Mon, 05 May 2003 00:14:18 -0500
- Organization: ZionFire
- User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Win98; en-US; rv:1.0.1) Gecko/20020823 Netscape/7.0
We've discussed to the death about worship services and how to strike a
balance between the various factions. I received an absolutely brilliant
solution to the problem tonite in the email and I'm sharing with about
800 of my dearest friends!
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Blessings!
Dean Thomas
ZionFire
http://www.ZionFire.com
deanthom@mindspring.com
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THE SOLUTION
A church was having
a tough time trying to arrange their worship service to satisfy everyone.
The Worship Committee came up with the easy way to do it.
They would have four worship services each Sunday.
There was one for those new to the faith.
Another for those who liked traditional worship.
One for those who'd lost their faith and would like to get it back.
And another for those who had bad experiences with churches and were
complaining about it.
The church came up with names for each of the services:
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Ready for this??
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FINDERS, KEEPERS, LOSERS, WEEPERS
8^)
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